GypsyRose

Taking the long way around

varldens basta lekdag med familjen

Publicerad 2011-09-09 06:30:52 i

I sondags drack vi Dusties dry, shit got real and life was good. I mandags lekte vi hela dagen and shit got real again. Ett stort pappersark satt uppsatt pa toalettdorren dar alla fick skriva ner dagens handelser. Vi var grymt duktiga pa detta, och orkar ni lasa, ar detta underhallning pa allra hogsta niva. Fragor besvares med ett leende!


TIMELINE FOR DAYPARTY AT LABOUR DAY, BAYSHORES BITCHES MANSION

 

 

7:59 am: Kate wakes up

8:00 am: Phill texts Kate

8:19 am: Phill, Janice and Andy arrives

8:36 am: Ceasar no 1, made by Karin. Helen Taylor receives voicemail from Phill Mitchell. Aaron puts his clothes on.

9:21 am: Ceasar no 2, also made by Karin. Everybody happy and not hung from last nites drinking Dusties dry. Sucess.

9:26 am: Clamatojuice no 1 finished

9:31 am: Hot sauce no 1 finished

9:32 am: Karin provides shuttlebus service between bayshores mansion and timber ridge mansion.

9:52 am: Helen and Annika gets here and Helen gives Kate a brief lesson in the history of the cup.

10:00 am: Mika reads timeline

10:09 am: Phill attempts shower

10:10: Phill actually has a shower (and a poo)

10:11: Clamatojuice no 2 finished

10:25: Phill, Charlie and Mitch tries to make a vodka watermelon

10:30: Phill, Charlie and Mitch fails (and then asks google)

10:37: Phill tells Mitch about the underwater bridge to Buffys island idea. Mitch is suitably impressed.

10:43: Kate shouts at Phill for being a douche

10:45: The first vodka is nearly finished

10:46: Phill tells Kate to write “Kate tells Phill he is not a douche and is a very good lover'. Kate writes it.

10:57: Boys on the balcony, girls in the kitchen. Where they belong.

11:00: Mika and Strumps doing secret stuff...

11:08: waiting to get in the bathroom

11:09: Still waiting...

11:10: Still waiting...

11:12: Peed my pants

11:14: Mika comes down the stairs wearing a sheet...

11:18: Phill finally realizes he likes men, after playing with a ribbon (also has a wet ass)

11:23: BREAKFAST IS ALMOST READY!!

11:24: Breakfast is ready. Phill skips to get some.

11:29: Phill has the best eggs benny EVER!

11:45: Karin takes a photo of Helen, Phill and Kate.

11:45 and 53 sec: Karin has her first drink of the day!!!

11:50: Janice is impressed by how they put new water in the hot tub.

11:51: Phill wonders if the movie “Hot tub time machine” is based on a true story.

12:09: Everybody takes a nap. Kate washes dishes. Karin showers. Helen updates the timeline.

12:40: Hot tub, nap on the deck. Fighting of paparazzis. Almost sun on the deck!:)

1:05 pm: charlie and Karin leaves. Phill has ruined xmas!!

1:12: Everyone feels slightly uncomfy in Phills company and decides to drink it all away.

1:26: Mika wants to know whats goin on on the timeline.

1:27: Phill tells Mika whats going on on the timeline.

2:24: Karin applies sunblock and Mark hangs his washing.

2:47: Pina colada on the sundeck. Literally ON the sundeck.

2:56: Janice googles “muppets”. Phills face appears.

 

3:27: Phill did a wee... It lasted 47 sec.

3:30: Mark laughs at Phill for his 47 long wee.

3:41: Alla ska bada!!All bitches off to the lake!

Time not set for next happening: Officer to Kate Mitchell: whats ur name and address?”

Kate Mitchell gives officer false information.

Kate Mitchell: “Bah! 230 dollar fine..My ass! Bahaha!”

Mitch gets a 100 dollar fine for drinking in public.

(Not on timeline, but miss Mitchell ends up in cop car, handcuffed for just a little while. )

4:45 pm: Janice gets re-f###king arrested!

 

EVENING SHIFT!

Present: Annika, Mika, Karin, Lisa, Charlie, Sierra, Mitch, Phill, Kate J, Kate M, Andy, Helen, Aaron, Brendhan.

 

7:15 pm: Phill makes Mika change clothes with him. Then jumps in the hot tub. Mika feels used and dirty.

7:20: Bayshores bitches in the kitchen! The bbq is lit!

7:25: Handsome Josh with the best beard arrives.

7:35: Amy comes home...and has a beer. Her life was better. And she had a blue jumper on and everyone knows what that means.

8:46: Helen regales us with tales of Lousie...”ur mum”.

8:48: Everyone gets a sugar high after dessert brownies, ice cream and sugar-ful cones...icecream cones.

8:49: Its getting cold. Karin and Kate both embrace the idea of a jumper/hoodie.

9:00. Mark comes back!

(Wrong in timeline because of Phill misreading his watch) 3:21: SHIT GOT REAL!

9:16: Helen goes home with...relief that she lived! Also, with Aaron. (but he is welcome to stay). ...Actually, without him. Thank you very much!

9:23: Josh takes his awesome beard home boo:(

9:25: Phill realizes that Mark is back!

10:03: Aaron is leaving. Sorry guys:(

11:22: everyone is in bed. Kate appreciates what a respectative time it is.

11:24: Phill remembers how good breakfast was.

11:24: Charlie needs the bathroom.

 

NEXT DAY

 

8.30: Mika arrives home says hi to Mitch and Sierra, who is leaving the sinking ship, eats a lovely english muffin and watches Phill and Kate sleep...moaahaha!

 

10:00: Official timeline reading is complete. Everyone is satisfied.

 

UPDATE SEPT 6th!

 

10:20 pm: Bayshores Bitches finally finds out what REALLY happened. Mika was a naughty girl...


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Postat av: strumpan

Publicerad 2011-09-09 22:05:08

hahaha ANNIKA igen!

Postat av: Malle

Publicerad 2011-09-11 22:35:59

MICHELLE!!!! Vem var du hos, you naught girrrrrl!?



Och frågan; WTF är clamatojuice?



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29 yr ol´ Gypsyrose trying to find her way home while taking the long way around. Sees the world as her playground and doesnt have a clue where she´ll place her hat next. Blogs about travels, experiences and people she meets along the way and now mainly on the big move down under. Dont let the youth be wasted on the young!

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